A sick joke from a sweet little old lady

Here is a joke which a (seemingly) sweet little old lady told me before a show a couple weeks ago:

What’s 6 inches long and makes women smile?
… … A $100 bill.
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream?
… … Crib death.

Stay classy, Grandma.  Stay classy.

You can read more jokes I’ve been told on the joke page of my website, here.  Enjoy!

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