The best clown gig ever offered

JOHN WAYNE GACY – Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic – Comedian Magician Entertainer Entertainment – Des Moines, IowaI wonder if they found anybody?

From Craigslist:

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party

Date: 2008-08-26, 3:22PM CDT

We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn’t even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.

the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don’t worry, we will purchase all the drinks.

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Why I love Ash Wednesday

Today is the day that a large number of Catholics will wake up, a bit hungover from last night’s Mardi Gras festivities, walk to the kitchen with the morning-after-munchies… only to blurt out profanities when they realize that they are supposed to “fast” today, in observation of Ash Wednesday.

This brings me great joy.

Happy Ash Wednesday, folks.