Make virtually *anything* appear to squeak, squawk, or squeal when you touch, poke, or squeeze it! Endless funny prank ideas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzET8y1mWgg As is shown in the video, you can probably assemble what you need for this in your own town, sort of a Do-It-Yourself project. But, if you'd prefer to save the time, money, and … Continue reading [NEW VIDEO] Carry this secret thing in your pocket, and screw with people all day, every day
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So... I recently got an email from someone who's interested in getting into stand-up comedy. He asked for advice (from a magician?! LOL), and I replied. I was just about to delete this from my email's "sent" folder, but thought I'd publish it out here on the interwebs (after removing the person's personal info, of … Continue reading Comedy Writing Advice From a Hack Magician
And it's a GREAT deal.All I have to do... is stop calling every day, begging to be on television.And they, in return... will drop the harassment charges.... ... ...Yeah, it was just a joke. 😉 But I totally get a +1 Internets for making you click.
At a glance: Friday, April 12, 2013 Desperado's Bar & Grill 112 South Main Street, Wheatland, IA Featuring the sick & twisted comedy of Harville! The insanity starts at 8:00pm For more info, call Desperado's at 563-374-3366 THE MANIAC OF MAGIC IS COMING TO WHEATLAND WHEATLAND, IOWA – Part magician, part comedian, and totally dysfunctional, … Continue reading LIVE PUBLIC SHOW – Friday, April 12, 2013 – Wheatland, Iowa
One of the many interesting adventures that has recently happened while working with comedian Jeremy "Jer-Dog" Danley on "The Dirty Jokes & Magic Tricks Show." Enjoy. "The Amish Comedy Hour" by Jeremy "Jer-Dog" Danley Originally posted at: http://jerdogondemand.wordpress.com/2013/01/25/the-amish-comedy-hour/ Here’s something you’ll never hear anyone say: “Hey! Let’s go to South Dakota for the weekend!” About … Continue reading The Amish Comedy Hour
This might make your friends hate you. You tell your friends that you have the ability to drastically slow your pulse, simply with the power of your mind. They don't believe you, so you offer to demonstrate. With a friend feeling your strong-and-steady pulse, you appear to fall into a trance-like state. Your pulse slows … Continue reading This new year, fake your own death. Here’s how.
Dying husband: “I have something to tell you.” Wife: “Shhh. Don’t speak, honey. Just rest.” Husband: “No, I must confess - I had sex with 12 of your friends.” Wife: “Shhh. I know. That’s why I poisoned you.”
I co-hosted "The Independent Entertainer" podcast, with Jeremy 'Jer-Dog' Danley (www.JerDogComedy.com), one of the hardest-working and funniest comedians on the road today. "The Independent Entertainer" is a resource offering guerrilla marketing tips and information for comedians, DJ's, musicians, magicians, and other performers to take control of their show-biz careers, effectively promote themselves, and get more … Continue reading I did an interview on a podcast for entertainers
A friend emailed this photo to me awhile back. Not sure whose case this is, but I love it.