Live in SE Minnesota on Friday!

“The Dirty Jokes & Magic Tricks Show” makes a stop in Chatfield, Minnesota, on Friday, May 10th, 2019, at the Chosen Valley Golf Club!

Friday May 10, 2019
8:00 PM showtime
(but arrive early for good seats & good drinks)

@ Chosen Valley Golf Club
1801 Main Street S.
Chatfield, Minnesota

Stop by the club or call 507-867-4305 for tickets now
Only $20 in advance or $25 day of show

There will also be a FREE DOOR PRIZE DRAWING during the show!
Grand prize is a trip for 2 to Las Vegas! (Airfare & 4 nights hotel)

See you in Chatfield on Friday, May 10th!

‘The Dirty Jokes & Magic Tricks Show’ March 6th in Minnesota City, MN

THE DIRTY JOKES AND MAGIC TRICKS SHOW

Thursday, March 6, 2014

“The Dirty Jokes & Magic Tricks Show”
with Jeremy ‘Jer-Dog’ Danley
and Nathan Allen ‘The Maniac of Magic’

LIVE AT

THE DETOUR SPORTS BAR
120 Bridge Street – Minnesota City, MN
507-410-2205

The insanity starts at 7:30 PM

Tickets available at THE DETOUR.
For more info, call 507-410-2205.
Seating is extremely limited for this special event.

Get your tickets today!

‘The Dirty Jokes & Magic Tricks Show’ live in Mankato MN on Fri, Jan. 31st

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Friday, January 31, 2014

“The Dirty Jokes & Magic Tricks Show”
with Jeremy ‘Jer-Dog’ Danley
and Nathan Allen ‘The Maniac of Magic’

LIVE AT

Rumors Lounge
1247 Range Street – Mankato, Minnesota
507-387-3439

The insanity starts at 9:00 PM — arrive early to get a good seat

Listen to the radio ad (click the play button):

Tickets now available at the bar.
Only $10 advance / $15 day of show.
Seating is extremely limited for this special event.
Get your tickets today!

The best clown gig ever offered

JOHN WAYNE GACY – Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic – Comedian Magician Entertainer Entertainment – Des Moines, IowaI wonder if they found anybody?

From Craigslist:

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/814181712.html

Date: 2008-08-26, 3:22PM CDT

We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn’t even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.

the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don’t worry, we will purchase all the drinks.

PostingID: 814181712

Miracle Elixir In The Hotel Bathroom

HOTEL BATHROOM - Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic - Comedian Magician Entertainer Entertainment - Des Moines, IowaThe tiny-hotel-shampoo is labeled “Awake“.

Its special awakening ingredients?
Sunflower & Grapefruit Essences“.

Okay. Whatever.

The tiny-hotel-soap is labeled “Calm“.

Its special calming ingredients?
Sunflower & Grapefruit Essences“.

Okay. Whatev- Wait.

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

Where I Do What I Do (a list)

One of the most common questions I get is, “Where do you perform?”

My typical answer is, “Ummm…”

But here is the answer I would love to memorize and rattle off faster than an auctioneer, just to emotionally exhaust whichever poor soul who was trying to make polite conversation:

  • Awards Nights
  • Banquet Events
  • Bars
  • Beer Gardens
  • Casinos
  • Christmas Parties
  • Class Reunions
  • Club Events
  • Coffee Shops
  • Colleges and Universities
  • Comedy Clubs
  • Comedy Nights
  • Company Parties
  • Conventions
  • Corporate Events
  • Country Clubs and Golf Courses
  • Customer Appreciation Events
  • Employee Appreciation Parties
  • Fairs and Festivals
  • Fraternity and Sorority Functions
  • Fund-Raiser Events
  • Graduation Parties
  • Halloween Parties
  • Holiday Parties
  • Hotel Events
  • House Parties
  • Illinois
  • Iowa
  • Kansas
  • Lounges
  • Minnesota
  • Missouri
  • Nebraska
  • New Year’s Eve Parties
  • Nightclubs
  • Office Parties
  • Private Parties
  • Public Events
  • Resorts
  • South Dakota
  • Taverns
  • Theaters
  • Wisconsin

Yeah.  That would be fun…  for me.

Oh, and if you think that this was just some pointless post to help out with search engine rankings… You’re absolutely right.

🙂