Remember when I told you, back in July, about the woman who sliced her own arm with my razor blades during a live show?
Guess who I ran into the other day…
At last night’s show, an audience member insisted that my blades weren’t sharp (after I had just proven to everybody that they are very sharp).
She grabbed one and quickly sliced it across her own wrist – REPEATEDLY.
While she was slashing away – and BLEEDING – she kept insisting that it was “not that sharp.”
Would a comment such as “I sincerely hope that dumb bitch dies so she can’t breed” be too harsh?
Bottle of whiskey:
Package of razor blades:
The expression on the cashier’s face as I purchased *only* those items: