I can’t figure out why they’re so popular

I can’t figure out why they’re so popular; Dove bars taste terrible.

DOVE BAR Nathan Allen The Maniac of Magic Comedian Magician Entertainer Entertainment Des Moines Iowa

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Miracle Elixir In The Hotel Bathroom

HOTEL BATHROOM - Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic - Comedian Magician Entertainer Entertainment - Des Moines, IowaThe tiny-hotel-shampoo is labeled “Awake“.

Its special awakening ingredients?
Sunflower & Grapefruit Essences“.

Okay. Whatever.

The tiny-hotel-soap is labeled “Calm“.

Its special calming ingredients?
Sunflower & Grapefruit Essences“.

Okay. Whatev- Wait.

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!