Miracle Elixir In The Hotel Bathroom

The tiny-hotel-shampoo is labeled "Awake". Its special awakening ingredients? "Sunflower & Grapefruit Essences". Okay. Whatever. The tiny-hotel-soap is labeled "Calm". Its special calming ingredients? "Sunflower & Grapefruit Essences". Okay. Whatev- Wait. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!